Showing posts with label fast. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fast. Show all posts

Sunday, April 27, 2014

A 4.11 40-Yard Dash

First off I'll apologize for our lack of posts lately.  I know you guys count on us to give your lives meaning and shit like that, but we've all been pretty busy with finals or taking pictures with Mike Stud (Cody).  Anyway that's neither here nor there.  Now to the real topic, like I've said before, speed kills, it absolutely kills.  I mean it's just evolution.  The faster organisms run away from the slower organisms, the big ones beat up the little ones.  Same goes in the NFL or in almost any sport.  Bigger, faster, stronger.  That's why when I saw this video I got all giddy like a school girl.  A 4.11 40? That's insane fast.  I'm surprised he didn't light the grass on fire when he was blazing over top of it.  I don't think he's very smart, but that doesn't mean much, the man can straight run.





Good lord.  Just straight fire.

Friday, March 28, 2014

Jaccpot Flies the Nest

You gotta be shittin me.  I mean I know that the last thing this burgeoning young Eagles dynasty needs is an overpaid douche running around, but I mean the guy isn't Aaron Hernandez.  Shit, he's not even Terrell Owens.  Seems like a waste of talent, definitely somebody the Chipster fell in love with last year.  It'll be sad watching him run past Eagles defenders next year like they're dummies.  Now I'm gonna post a bunch of D-Jack videos while I go cry into a bowl of cereal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9prEhmGafqM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv5dTTYuDpk

Never Forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN9bDZ4ej_w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRPB_Fe3ZI

P.S.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRADE HIM.  WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? EVEN GANGSTERS ARE WORTH A 3RD ROUND PICK IN THE MOST LOADED DRAFT OF ALL TIME.