Showing posts with label cowboys. Show all posts
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Thursday, April 10, 2014

From One Hall of Famer to Another

"If Roger Staubach were on the clock with the No. 1 pick in the NFL draft, there's no doubt in his mind that he'd take quarterback Johnny Manziel over defensive end Jadeveon Clowney.
The Pro Football Hall of Famer, who was taken as a 10th round future pick in the 1964 draft by the Dallas Cowboys, thinks Manziel will have the same impact as a certain Super Bowl-winning quarterback.
"I think Manziel is a Russell Wilson-type player," Staubach said Wednesday on the NFL Network. "He doesn't have the height, (but) he has a strong arm and he throws with accuracy.
"... I just think there's something about this kid - the quickness. Today in the league, the quarterbacks can fly; we weren't allowed to do that. I think Manziel is going to be a valuable player in the NFL."
The Houston Texans have the No. 1 pick in the NFL draft, which will be held May 8-10."  - ESPN

Well if that ain't the darndest thing.  A hall of famer recognizing hall of fame talent.  Like I have tried to impress upon everyone on earth, Johnny Manziel has enormous penis.  And also an enormous amount of talent.  But mostly the penis part.  He will be good in the NFL.  While other subpar fame seeking succubuses (I'm staring directly into your soul A.J. McDouche) are making bullshit reality shows with their hot ass fiancĂ©, Johnny is out there grinding to be the best.  The man works hard and then enjoys playing the game when he is out there.  No one ever called him a bad teammate that I'm aware of and no one said he didn't work hard.  All I've ever heard is complaints about him being a cocky dick on the football field.  Well guess what? When you're the best you can do shit like that.  Like my Momma always told me, they're just jealous Johnny, they're just jealous.  

Friday, March 28, 2014

Jaccpot Flies the Nest

You gotta be shittin me.  I mean I know that the last thing this burgeoning young Eagles dynasty needs is an overpaid douche running around, but I mean the guy isn't Aaron Hernandez.  Shit, he's not even Terrell Owens.  Seems like a waste of talent, definitely somebody the Chipster fell in love with last year.  It'll be sad watching him run past Eagles defenders next year like they're dummies.  Now I'm gonna post a bunch of D-Jack videos while I go cry into a bowl of cereal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9prEhmGafqM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv5dTTYuDpk

Never Forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN9bDZ4ej_w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdRPB_Fe3ZI

P.S.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN TRADE HIM.  WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? EVEN GANGSTERS ARE WORTH A 3RD ROUND PICK IN THE MOST LOADED DRAFT OF ALL TIME.