Texas Does it Big. Again

As the title says everything is bigger down in Texas. On Monday, the Houston Texans made sure the rest of the league knew of that as they invited both Johnny Manziel and Jadeveon Clowney to visit the Texans complex.

Ballsy move? Some would say so. By inviting both draft prospects on the same day essentially Houston made a statement: Sell yourself to us. 

Lets picture the arrival both guys made to Houston on Monday. I’m sure Clowney was escorted in by those same South Carolina cops who let him slide with a speeding ticket awhile back, and Johnny probably took daddy’s benz out of the garage for a quick spin down the road to the Texans complex.

I am sure that, new head coach, Bill O'brien was anxious to meet both of these individuals. For starters, Clowney is feared by pretty much everyone on the opposing side of the line of scrimmage during a football game. So, With O'brien being an offensive guy, what better scenario than to not have to prepare for him on game day. On the other side of things, I am sure ol’ Bill wouldn’t be being against having Johnny Football run his offense on any given Sunday, even after many reports saying that he “doesn’t believe his playing style would fit his offensive scheme”.  After all this is the same Bill O'brien who said he would lead Penn State to a National Championship in the future, but we all know how that ended up.

But hey, who knows how it all went down in Houston on Monday. Guess we will have to wait and see who won over the Texans organization more. My money is on Johnny, cause who doesn’t love some Johnny Football, right Jon Gruden?. #paperchasin’ #nosoap

From One Hall of Famer to Another

"If Roger Staubach were on the clock with the No. 1 pick in the NFL draft, there's no doubt in his mind that he'd take quarterback Johnny Manziel over defensive end Jadeveon Clowney.

The Pro Football Hall of Famer, who was taken as a 10th round future pick in the 1964 draft by the Dallas Cowboys, thinks Manziel will have the same impact as a certain Super Bowl-winning quarterback.

"I think Manziel is a Russell Wilson-type player," Staubach said Wednesday on the NFL Network. "He doesn't have the height, (but) he has a strong arm and he throws with accuracy.

"... I just think there's something about this kid - the quickness. Today in the league, the quarterbacks can fly; we weren't allowed to do that. I think Manziel is going to be a valuable player in the NFL."

The Houston Texans have the No. 1 pick in the NFL draft, which will be held May 8-10."  - ESPN

Well if that ain't the darndest thing.  A hall of famer recognizing hall of fame talent.  Like I have tried to impress upon everyone on earth, Johnny Manziel has enormous penis.  And also an enormous amount of talent.  But mostly the penis part.  He will be good in the NFL.  While other subpar fame seeking succubuses (I'm staring directly into your soul A.J. McDouche) are making bullshit reality shows with their hot ass fiancé, Johnny is out there grinding to be the best.  The man works hard and then enjoys playing the game when he is out there.  No one ever called him a bad teammate that I'm aware of and no one said he didn't work hard.  All I've ever heard is complaints about him being a cocky dick on the football field.  Well guess what? When you're the best you can do shit like that.  Like my Momma always told me, they're just jealous Johnny, they're just jealous.