Showing posts with label red sox. Show all posts
Showing posts with label red sox. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

The Sox road to repeating

Well, the 2013 world champions just don't seem to be hitting on all cylinders yet.  They are three games under .500, 4th in the hardest division in baseball, and David Ortiz is the only one anywhere close to hitting .300.

On the bright side, they are only a few moves away from being right back in the conversation for a world series run once again.

Problem #1:

By far the biggest whole in the Red Sox line up is who the hell can man 3rd base.  When healthy, Will Middlebrooks is shaping out to be the poor man's Mark Reynolds; Mendoza-line average, and a surprising amount of pop off the bat.  But, the man is on the DL for the second time this year, leaving Brock Holt (who?) to take over the duties.

Personally, this is a pretty easy fix.  Now that Bradley and Bogaerts (under achieving so far) are on the 25 man roster, Garin Cecchini is the organization's top prospect.  Luckily, the man just happens to play 3rd base.  He's also 23 and has been tearing up minor league pitching ever since he arrived in 2011.  His only knock is his defense, but who really cares about defense in the MLB anyway?  Cecchini is a smart, cheap, and exciting spark for the squad to make.

The teams other option is to trade for a third baseman, most likely Chase Headley.  NOT SMART.
The Sox have a lot of prospects and the Padres will want at least 4 of them for their underachieving, 30 year old Headley.  Not only is he still looking for a follow up to his 2012 campaign, but he is an impending free agent, bound to be over paid (by the Yanks, most likely).  Just not a smart move.

Problem #2:

The team needs an upgrade at starting pitcher after Jon Lester.  Lester is the only one with an ERA under 4, and Lackey is the only one with any confidence to challenge a good team. Peavy is streaky, Dubrount brings nothing to the table, and Buchholtz is just plain awful.

Luckily, the Sox have about 4 MLB ready starters and 3 MLB ready relievers.  Management wanted to wait for September call-ups for most of them, but, like Cecchini, the time is now.

Their top pitching prospect, Henry Owens has put aside his early season struggles, and is now mowing down competition, as well as Allen Webster (2.54 ERA).  These two are the obvious call-ups.

After them, Anthony Ranaudo is also shaping into form and has arguably the best stuff of any prospect.    they also have former UCONN stud, Matt Barnes, who also has a sub-2.60 ERA.

Pitching is the easy fix, no need to even look on the market when your system is better than any option out there.

Problem #3:

Personally, I do not see this as much of a problem.  The platoon of Gomes and Carp in left are doing their thing, and Victorino is trying to stay off the DL in right.  Jackie Bradley Jr. has been receiving most of the blame for the OF's lack of production, but he's a top prospect going threw some growing pains.  He is just too talented to go the whole year without making some kind of positive impact.

There are really only two long-shot solutions here:

1.)  See what the Marlins want for Stanton, or the Dodgers want for Kemp.  Stanton is a bit more far fetched so I'm not even going to discuss that.  Kemp, on the other hand, is definitely available and would fit the line-up nicely.
Throw him in Center, let Bradley grow a little more in the minors and then move Kemp to Left once Jackie wants back into the line-up.  The Dodger's top prospect is an OF obliterating the minors and they trying to do everything in their power to avoid 5 legitimate starting OFers on their 25 man roster.

2.)  The other long shot is bring up Mookie Betts in a month or two.  He is what everybody is talking about in the world of minor league baseball, as he's hitting near .400 and has come out of nowhere over the past two years.  He has every tool imaginable and just doesn't seem to be a fluke.  He's a natural second baseman, who has just starting getting time in the outfield, because the Sox have an already stacked infield in front of him.  He might be the most exciting player in the organization, but his young age and lack of experience really prevent him from being a logical answer to the team's issues.

As you can see, they Sox really are not that far off and have extremely cheap and easy ways of fixing their problems.  Hopefully they can turn the ship around while keeping in tack their top Minor League system.  You can definitely expect the team to make at least one of these moves within the next month or so.  If it were, I'd pull the trigger a little bit early, but expect Webster to be the first guy up.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Let's Talk Politics

So I think I just got word that Johnny Gomes will be retiring after this year to pursue a career in politics.
To most, this is probably a shock, but to the few ultra special people in this here world of ours (18% of the world's most special people write for this blog), we all knew this would be coming one day.
He decided to give his exciting announcement, while sporting an American Flag Blazer,  on the very day that the 2013 world series champion Boston Red Sox visit the Commander in chief.
Y'all probably have some pretty urgent questions, and I'm here to help try and answer some potential commonly asked questions.
Potential Question #1:  What position will he be running for?
A:  President.  Pretty embarrassed I had to even answer that one.
Potential Question #2:  What party will he be representing?
A:  He's too hung to be a Democrat.  Too literate to be a
conservative.  Not a pussy, so green party is out of the question.  And independents might be as relevant as broccoli on a big man's diet.  So I'm just gonna be the first one to say he is about to start the America Party ('bout time).
Potential Question #3:  Who will be his Vice President?
A:  Obviously, the people that do not actually know this man are the one's asking this ridiculous question.  He will be his own vice.
Potential Question #4:  Who will he be running against?
A:  Irrelevant.

Gomes '16!






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Monday, March 31, 2014

Merry Openingdaymas


Well folks it's here.  The beginning of another season.  You know what's great about Openingdaymas in baseball? Everyone has hope that their team will overachieve and have an incredible season.  Just kidding.  The Phillies, Astros, and Marlins all have no hope and unlike basketball you can't lose 26 games in a row so you can get a franchise changing draft pick.  Baseball just don't work like that people.  So here's to the Phillies becoming the worst team in baseball in two years and to the 2018 season if you're an Astros/Marlins fan.


There is cause for excitement though, don't let me kill your vibe entirely.  Bryce Harper added about 2,000 pounds of muscle in the offseason so watching him break Barry Bonds record this year should be fun.  Mike Trout is still only like 12 years old so despite the fact that he's been AL MVP runner-up in back to back years we still get to watch him develop.  The Tigers will lose in the playoffs again (shout out to Ben Rome) and the Yankees will probably disappoint.  We get to watch Ian Kinsler get mad when he finds out the Rangers won their Openingdaymas game (they're playing the Phillies) and have his 0-162 dreams get dashed.

Without further ado, I'll give you the final standings for this season.  No need to play any regular season games, just skip to the playoffs because I already know what's going to happen.

AL

East:
Rays
Red Sox
Yankees
Orioles
Blue Jays

Central:
Tigers
Royals
Indians
White Sox
Twinkies

West:
Athletics
Angels
Rangers
Mariners
Astros


NL

East:
Nationals
Braves
Mets
Phillies
Marlins

Central:
Cardinals
Pirates
Reds
Brewers
Cubs

West:
Dodgers
Giants
Diamondbacks
Rockies
Padres