Thursday, June 5, 2014

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Can’t Say I Told You So…. JJ Wins Again. Also Tough Break For NASCAR “Wild-Child” Kyle Busch.


If anyone read my previous blog regarding NASCAR’s top driver, Jimmie Johnson, you would have seen that your favorite blogger on this page predicted the outcome of this weekend’s race at Dover speedway.

That’s right. I hate that I predicted the outcome of the race but it was almost too easy to predict the win by Johnson. After all Dover is statistically his best track. I will spare you all the rundown of the race, but in other news it was a very disappointing day for driver of the 18 M&M machine, Kyle Busch.

Coming into the weekend, Busch was the only driver ever in NASCAR’s long history to sweep a Truck Race, Nationwide Race, and Sprint Cup Race all in the same weekend (Bristol, 2010). Busch won the Truck race on Friday and then followed it up on Saturday with a Nationwide win.  When Sunday came along, the talk in the garage was surrounded on Jimmie Johnson having the fastest car in the field, Busch had different plan for Sunday’s outcome.

Although Busch did dominate the first part of the 400 lap race, a incident caused for his dreams of another weekend sweep to flash before his eyes. Tough break for Kyle. Honestly I would of loved to see anyone else but JJ in victory lane, but hey we move on in life. With that being said, next weekend NASACR moves onto Pocono where Johnson is the defending race winner of the race from a year ago. Hopefully next week there will be a different blog to read congratulating another driver instead of ol ‘Jimmie. #JJAloeBlacc #nosoap

Saturday, May 31, 2014

RIP Ben Rome.


It appears this blog has lost a true veteran as Ben Rome, one of the pages founding fathers, is hanging up his cape. I personally take full responsibility for his decision as it appears the dude can’t handle a small camera smaller than his yamaka. I respect your decision Rome and you will be missed.

As a going away present I hope you and your mother enjoys these photos as she did the sample video of me passing my aunts mini van. #nosoap





Friday, May 30, 2014

Early Retirement

Friends, family, enemies, even frenemies,

This is a very emotional time for me.  I regret to inform all of you, but I have to say that I am formally resigning from this blog that I have fallen in love with.  I am not going to point any fingers, but my self confidence is just not high enough to associate my fragile name to a blog that has a gopro.  Although I do think gopros can be used to amaze our own eyes, there is just no way anybody on this site (including myself) can use that to its full potential.  Like seriously??? You passed a fucking minivan.   Even my mom made fun of that.
Any way, I have tears on my face, but all good things must end, and now is the time.  It was a fun ride and I wish all of you, and my dear friends still blogging the best.  I just can't do it.

Sincerely,
Benjamin Rome, and Montana Samuels (I'm just assuming we're on the same page with this)

Real World: GoPro.


Ladies and gentlemen Peyton Jones is the proud owner of a GoPro. Now I know some people could care less that I own this piece of technology however, it is certainly one of the coolest things I have ever owned so I am sorry for sharing my excitment with you.

The Internet is filled with awesome videos of people doing crazy things with these small cameras.  I have seen videos of girls swimming underwater in small polka dot bikinis and videos of surfer bros taking on waves I cant even imagine seeing with my two eyes.  This small camera truly is one that will be used for many things in the upcoming months so be ready America.

But for now here is a small video made by yours truly. #GoProorGoHome #nosoap

Thursday, May 29, 2014

John Daly Has Gambled Away More Than $55 Million


And what did he say after he dropped that bomb on everyone? "I should say I regret it, but I did it, I move on from it, I had a lot of fun doing it."  My man. Just doing everything I wish I could do, but can't because I don't have $55 million to spend on things of that nature.  Although one time I did lose $55 on gambling, very similar circumstance.  All I can say is good for you John Daly, good for you.


NASCAR's Best Driver Finally Returns to Victory Lane...


Well the 6 time NASCAR champion Jimmie Johnson has returned to victory lane. After much discussion about when he would eventually win in the 2014 season, Johnson dominated the Coca-Cola 600 Sunday night to finally claim his first checkered flag of 2014. Honestly he will probably be in victory lane more and more in the next couple of weeks.

The next couple of tracks on NASCAR’s circuit play favorite to Johnson’s racing style. These tracks include Dover, Pocono, Michigan, and Sonoma. Even though he hasn’t won at Michigan in his career, Johnson has dominated several races there in fact, in 2012 he blew his engine within the last 10 laps and had to settle for a DNF. Dover is the track where Jimmie is the all time winngest driver in NASCAR’s history and he won the last time the circuit traveled to the track.

It is safe to say it has been enjoyable to witness Jimmie Johnson go on such a losing streak over the past 11 weekends, which is the longest drought of races won by Johnson in his Hall of Fame career, but I speak for most race fans when I say I enjoy seeing the 48 car of his shy away from victory circle. #ihatethe48 #nosoap