Draft Day is Here. May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor.

Ladies and Genltlemen, I proudly present my long awaited 2014 NFL Mock Draft. I know you are all very excited to see tonight who your favorite team will select with their first round selection. Finally all the media coverage will stop with the debating over where the top prospects will play for the next few season, and for that I am thankfull. But without further delay, here is my mock. Enjoy. #stereohearts #nosoap

1.            Houston (2-14) Jadeveon Clowney DE

2.            St. Louis - from Washington (3-13) Greg Robinson OT

3.            Jacksonville (4-12) Sammy Watkins WR

4.            Cleveland (4-12) Khalil Mack OLB

5.            Oakland (4-12) Jake Matthews OT

6.            Atlanta (4-12) Eric Ebron TE

7.            Tampa Bay (4-12) Mike Evans WR

8.            Minnesota (5-10-1) Johnny Manziel QB

9.            Buffalo (6-10) Taylor Lewan OT

10.        Detroit (7-9) Odell Beckman Jr. WR

11.        Tennessee (7-9) Anthony Barr OLB

12.        New York Giants (7-9) Zach Martin OT

13.        St. Louis (7-9) Justin Gilbert CB

14.        Chicago (8-8) CJ Mosley OLB

15.        Pittsburgh (8-8) Aaron Donald DT

16.        Dallas (8-8) Ha Ha Clinton Dix S

17.        Baltimore (8-8) Kyle Fuller CB

18.        New York Jets (8-8) Zack Martin OT

19.        Miami (8-8) Ju’waun James OT

20.        Arizona (10-6) Blake Bortles QB

21.        Green Bay* (8-7-1) Stan Jean Baptiste CB

22.        Philadelphia* (10-6) Brandon Cooks WR

23.        Kansas City* (11-5) Kyle Van Noy OLB

24.        Cincinnati* (11-5) Bradley Roby CB

25.        San Diego* (9-7) Morgan Moses OT

26.        Cleveland - from Indianapolis* (11-5) Teddy Bridgewater QB

27.       New Orleans* (11-5) Joel Bitonio OT

28.        Carolina* (12-4) Marqise Lee WR

29.        New England* (12-4) Clavin Pryor S

30.        San Francisco* (12-4) Darqueze Dennard CB

31.        Denver* (13-3) Cody Latimer WR

32.    Seattle* (13-3) Jason Verret CB

New Song: Draft Day - Drake

Well God damn.  If there's one thing I love more than artichokes dipped in melted butter it's when music and sports figures hang out/are besties.  This whole Drake adopting the young studs thing makes me pretty hard not gonna lie.  Drizzy Drake just drips some nastiness all over everyone.

Now for the seriousness, let's rank each of these dudes in their chosen profession.  We'll start with Drake.  While Drake has conquered the craft of soft, almost r&b type rapping he still falls short of some of the others in his profession.  Just as a prelude this is a power ranking of active rappers, so obviously 'Pac and Biggie will be excluded from the list.  On top of the game right now has to be King Kendrick.  Kendrick Lamar.  Kendrick Lamar.  Kendrick Lamar.  Literally every word that he spits drips with gold.  Can't wait for his album to come out this year.  Drake could easily fall second, but I just can't bring myself to do it (sorry Cody).  J. Cole has to go here.  Every song on Born Sinner captured my attention.  I just can't say the same about Nothing was the Same.  Drake is good, he's probably third, but I don't think he's got the crown right now.

Next is Johnny because he's got the most media attention right now.  Dude just had his pro day and came out swingin some dick around.  When you're listening to A$AP Ferg while tossing a football around on a dime I immediately respect you more.  I honestly think he's the best quarterback in this draft.  He's more mobile than Teddy, better with the rock in his hand than Bortles and the other point men aren't even in the same class as Johnny.  Hopefully he goes to a good situation and is able to succeed.  Really none of the teams at the top of the draft this year are too bad.  Houston is a solid team, the rams don't have that many holes, the Jags got a lot better this offseason, any of those places will work for him.

Finally we can move on to Andrew 'Wiggle It' Wiggins.  The guy can ball.  Decent court vision, he can score as witnessed by the 41 he threw up against West Virginia.  Only concern here is that he doesn't have the broad shoulders that Lebron has and I'm not talking about his physical shoulders.  He just doesn't seem like he's ready to be the leader of a team and carry them to wins they don't deserve.  Lebron looked ready in high school. Wiggins may develop that, but I'd be wary if I were an NBA team.  Still clearly the best prospect in this years draft, but I think Jabari is more NBA ready.  Just another humble opinion from the Commish.

Update: Sorry to everyone who already looked at this and missed out.  Here's the link to download the song Draft Day. I had to do it for ya.

https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/142630619/download?client_id=0f8fdbbaa21a9bd18210986a7dc2d72c