Well God damn. If there's one thing I love more than artichokes dipped in melted butter it's when music and sports figures hang out/are besties. This whole Drake adopting the young studs thing makes me pretty hard not gonna lie. Drizzy Drake just drips some nastiness all over everyone.
Now for the seriousness, let's rank each of these dudes in their chosen profession. We'll start with Drake. While Drake has conquered the craft of soft, almost r&b type rapping he still falls short of some of the others in his profession. Just as a prelude this is a power ranking of active rappers, so obviously 'Pac and Biggie will be excluded from the list. On top of the game right now has to be King Kendrick. Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. Literally every word that he spits drips with gold. Can't wait for his album to come out this year. Drake could easily fall second, but I just can't bring myself to do it (sorry Cody). J. Cole has to go here. Every song on Born Sinner captured my attention. I just can't say the same about Nothing was the Same. Drake is good, he's probably third, but I don't think he's got the crown right now.
Next is Johnny because he's got the most media attention right now. Dude just had his pro day and came out swingin some dick around. When you're listening to A$AP Ferg while tossing a football around on a dime I immediately respect you more. I honestly think he's the best quarterback in this draft. He's more mobile than Teddy, better with the rock in his hand than Bortles and the other point men aren't even in the same class as Johnny. Hopefully he goes to a good situation and is able to succeed. Really none of the teams at the top of the draft this year are too bad. Houston is a solid team, the rams don't have that many holes, the Jags got a lot better this offseason, any of those places will work for him.
Finally we can move on to Andrew 'Wiggle It' Wiggins. The guy can ball. Decent court vision, he can score as witnessed by the 41 he threw up against West Virginia. Only concern here is that he doesn't have the broad shoulders that Lebron has and I'm not talking about his physical shoulders. He just doesn't seem like he's ready to be the leader of a team and carry them to wins they don't deserve. Lebron looked ready in high school. Wiggins may develop that, but I'd be wary if I were an NBA team. Still clearly the best prospect in this years draft, but I think Jabari is more NBA ready. Just another humble opinion from the Commish.
Update: Sorry to everyone who already looked at this and missed out. Here's the link to download the song Draft Day. I had to do it for ya.
https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/142630619/download?client_id=0f8fdbbaa21a9bd18210986a7dc2d72c
Manny/Manziel, Johnny in 5 years). Philadelphia and Milwaukee will get people that will help them, but probably not the ones they really want. The poor schmuck who gets drafted 1 overall will either A.) Suck balls or B.) Lose Kyrie Irving to free agency and be stuck by himself in the most god forsaken sports city on earth. Last, but not least, Voldemort looks even more like his true self, even though he gets the last laugh because he's already in power. And just think how excited I was at the end of the last draft when I realized I never had to listen to David Stern again. Whatever, Parker is going to the Sixers and I'm buying a throwback jersey. I still win, go to hell you devil snake.
