Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Miguel Olivo was Possessed Yesterday by Mike Tyson

"Miguel Olivo reportedly bit a part of teammate Alex Guerrero's ear off in a fight during an Albuquerque Isotopes game on Monday night."  -Bleacherreport.com


Listen, I don't even blame the guy.  Can you imagine the frustration of being a career major leaguer sent back down to AAA to catch some shit-head cock bags that are at least ten years younger than you? And for that injustice the asshole Dodgers are only paying you hundreds of thousands of dollars a year! On top of that you have no useful skill set to contribute to society outside of baseball because you were born in the Dominican Republic and majored in baseball.  Golly, that's enough to drive any man to bite someone's ear clean off their head.  I know I would, plus Olivo gave the Dodgers the option.  The guy asked for a release in March so he could go play pro ball with some team that was bad enough to need his career .241 batting average.  If you don't release players when they demand it, you run the risk of having a prospects ear bitten off.  This one's on you Dodgers, you play with fire you get the flame.


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