Thursday, April 17, 2014

J-Pizzle Going Pro


Jabari Parker, as expected, is moving on to the NBA after one season at Duke.
Parker announced his decision Thursday in an article for Sports Illustrated.
"Ultimately, I boiled my decision down to two simple questions," Parker wrote:
"Which environment — college or the NBA — offers me the best opportunity to grow as a basketball player?
"Which environment — college or the NBA — offers me the best opportunity to grow and develop off the court?"
The answer to both questions is undeniably the NBA." - USATODAY.COM
Oh boy.  Well we've all been waiting on pins and needles for the announcement and it's finally come. Jabari Parker, one of the elite talents, and in my unbiased opinion, my favorite player on Earth is going pro.  He did it perfectly too, didn't declare too early and make it look like he couldn't wait to leave and get his money, didn't wait too long and make it look like he wasn't committed to the NBA, just waited until he made his decision and went for it.  I mean the guy has got to have a dick the size of India.  Christ, it might even be as big as China, who knows?  What I do know is that he has supreme talent, a big body, and apparently a good head on his shoulders.  Guy is gonna light up the NBA, no doubt about it.  I think I'll cry tears of joy if the Sixers draft him.

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