Wednesday, April 16, 2014

RIP Peyton UPDATE

Hello again, today I have an important issue to address. Although his time with us has been short lived, it is now necessary that Peyton Jones must be fired from The Reach. To be honest, we all knew this day was coming, and frankly I'm shocked that he was able to write an article that was even mildly articulate. However, the time has come when Peyton has made a mistake that cannot be overlooked. That mistake happened recently, when Peyton chose to author a very well written article about a famous actor that we all love. Nice topic, fairly intelligent, one massive problem. The actor's name is spelled Seth Rogen, with an "en". Somehow the editing portion of writing must have slipped through Peyton's thought process, and he decided to change Mr. Rogen's name for him. Nice effort pal, but you can't go spelling a guy's name "Rogan" for an entire article when his name is "Rogen" and not expect some punishment. RIP Peyton #nosoap

UPDATE: Peyton has decided that he could not handle the embarrassment of his mistake and edited his submission. This update was to 1. belittle his manhood and 2. show my die hard supporters that I am indeed not an idiot, Peyton just decided to edit his blog. #soap

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