Friends, this is a sad sad day for my fellow colleague, Mr. Cody Manmiller. Just a few hours ago, his favorite football team this side of Mars were exposed like no other.The team was taped while their coaches unveiled the team's new uniforms for the 2014 season. Proceeding the unveiling, the entire team's inner 14 year-old girl came screaming out. Pretty sure that at one point the lens had to have cracked.
I mean how does a team expect to compete with the national champs after seeing themselves do this. It's quite pathetic. I mean Jameis Winton just took a night of from mid-season D-1 baseball, and sexting some smokes, to take part in the Spring Football game. All this while his little sisters in Miami are losing their shit thinking their unis are like Miley Cyrus.
There are very few times when a man, let alone an entire room of football players, can act like they are attending a Miley concert. I can assure you, receiving new uniforms is not one of those times.
Well, to the Canes having another Mildly disappointing year, while watching the Noles impress, good luck, and grow a pair.
PS- At least the unis look pretty cool
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